Coffee Quotes for Crafts and Cards
Oh, do I have a TON of coffee quotes and sayings for cards, Cricut projects, laser engravings, and more! You can always use some good zingers for crafting, right?
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Coffee Sayings, Quotes, and Quips for Crafters
Here at Ruffles and Rain Boots, I’ve been pulling together some of my published designs and coffee is next on the list. Over the years, I’ve made a ton of coffee related projects and SVG designs for crafters, lasers, and printable users.
I’ve shared everything from DIY coffee soap to printable coffee gift holders, so it’s obvious that I’m a fan of the brew. Scroll to the end to see some fun and easy coffee gifts you can make. Pictured below, a mason jar coffee lover’s gift idea with a free printable.
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Funny Coffee Quotes
Laughter is the key to happiness, so let’s start there (short coffee sayings are next). These coffee sayings should draw a chuckle. Everything underlined is a link to a free or premium design you can download.
- This level of genius does not run on decaf (design, printable, SVG).
- Today’s mood is sponsored by coffee (or today’s mood is brought to you by coffee).
- Life without coffee is like something without someth… sorry, haven’t had my coffee yet.
- Love you a latte (design, printable, SVG).
- Not all who wander are lost. Some of us are just looking for a good cup of coffee.
- I like my coffee #000000 (0,0,0) (design, printable, SVG).
SHORT Coffee Quotes
Life is short and sometimes short sayings are all that will fit on a craft we’re making for more money than what we could buy it for. As a reminder, anything underlined is a link to a free or premium design you can download.
- Coffee first. People later. (design, printable, SVG)
- Coffee is makeup for my personality.
- Life is too short for bad coffee.
- I need coffee before chaos (design, printable, SVG)
- Coffee, because adulting is hard.
- Maybe coffee is addicted to me.
- Coffee and cardio (design, printable, SVG)
- Coffee is cheaper than therapy.
- How I take my coffee: seriously.
- I like coffee and maybe three people.
- Caffeine before chaos.
- Coffee is good. Coffees are better.
- More espresso. Less despresso.
Pumpkin Spice Coffee Sayings
If you’re a fan of pumpkin spice, read these and skip over the next section. ;) All of the underlined links are my designs you can use for cards, Cricut, lasers, or anything else you want.
- Pumpkin spice is everything nice.
- But first, pumpkin spice (design, printable, SVG).
- You had me at pumpkin spice.
- Trio of pumpkin spice designs that are great for mugs (design, printable, SVG).
- Pumpkin spice is my favorite season.
- Pumpkin spice is my favorite color.
- Living on prayers and pumpkin spice (design, printable, SVG).
- Leaves are falling and pumpkin spice is calling.
Those Who Hate Pumpkin Spice Quotes
Those of us who maintain a safe distance from the seemingly over-hyped seasonal bean and squash harvest… And yes, these are available for FREE because we need to spread the discontent (viva la revolución, mis amigos).
- Proud hater of pumpkin spice (design, printable, SVG).
- Just a girl who hates pumpkin spice (design, printable, SVG).
Decaf Coffee Sayings
Pretty sure we’re allowed to poke fun at decaf drinkers.
- Decaf only works if you throw it at people.
- Decaf isn’t enough for today.
- Day 2 without real coffee. Lost hearing in my left eye.
Coffee Quotes for Mugs and Tumblers
Sometimes, you need the perfect saying for a mug so here are a few.
- Hocus Pocus I need coffee to focus (design, printable, SVG).
- I am a joy to the world – Christmas (design, printable, SVG).
- Coffee is a hug in a mug.
- What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.
- Coffee: my emotional support beverage.
- Coffee: the hot friend I told you about.
- Love yourself as much as you love coffee.
Teacher Coffee Sayings for Crafts and Gifts
If you have a good handle on a classroom crusader or two, you might know they always have a cup handy. Here are a few sayings just for the educators:
- Teacher fuel.
- 100 Days of Coffee and Chaos (design, printable, SVG).
- Caffeinate. Teach. Repeat.
- Coffee gives me teacher powers.
- Coffee, because teaching is hard.
- Caffeinate. Educate.
- I teach, therefore I drink coffee.
Iced Coffee Quotes and Sayings
I live on the surface of the sun (Texas), so your girl is throwing in some iced coffee, too.
- Cold coffee, warm heart.
- Chillin’ with my cold brew.
- Iced coffee is my love language.
- Recipe for iced coffee: have kids, make coffee, forget coffee, drink coffee cold.
- I can do anything with a cold brew.
Coffee Crafts to Make a Coffee Lover
I mentioned above that I have been making coffee gifts for a while. If you’re whipping up a gift or gift basket, consider making:
- DIY Coffee Sugar Scrub – This is ready in just a few minutes and can be popped into any jar.
- Delicious Coffee Cocoa Bombs – Oh my goodness, these are AMAZING (and you can turn them into an adult beverage easily). Everyone loves these.
- Coffee Bath Bombs Recipe – If you (or someone you know) loves a good soak and a good cup o’ Joe, make these.
- The BEST Tiramisu Cupcake Recipe – This one should be in your recipe box – it’s that good!
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Meet the Creator
Hi there, I’m Sarah Nenni-Daher. I’m a crafty gal and always have at least 14 projects going at once. I am a crafter, designer, DIYer, and pattern maker. I share my creations here and in the Ruffles and Rain Boots® Shop.
Here at Ruffles and Rain Boots®, you’ll find DIY gnomes, crafts, gifts, cupcakes, laser crafts, and so much more. I love sharing video tutorials over on YouTube and chatting with other crafters in my Facebook groups. We’d love to have you!