Animal Valentine Puns: Animal Sayings for Cards and Tags
This massive list of animal Valentine puns is going to make quick work of filling out a sentiment or making your own homemade printable Valentine’s Day cards. Click to read (and chuckle) your way through them all.
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Valentine’s Day Animal Sayings
Here at Ruffles and Rain Boots, I love designing my own cards. I’ll link a few below, but I have tackled everything from kids to adults and sarcastic to sweet.
You can use the animal puns below to make your own classroom Valentine’s Day cards to print and hand out, whip up a sweet card for a loved one, or want to design a Valentine’s Day sign in Cricut or Silhouette. The sky is the limit with these cute sayings! Here’s my list broken down by animal. Before we start…
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Whale Animal Puns
You can easily draw a whale with some basic shapes in most word-processing programs or even free online programs like Canva. These would be really fun to make your own cards with.
- I whaley love you.
- You’re whaley cute.
- You’re a whaley awesome friend.
- I’m whaley glad we’re friends.
- Let’s be whaley good friends.
- You’re so amazing, people think you’re a myth (narwhal – use this free narwhal design).
Valentine’s Day Dog Puns
Man’s best friend deserves a spot on our Valentine animal puns list. Where would we be if we left them out?
- I ‘wuff’ you, Valentine (also woof).
- You are paw-sitively amazing.
- You are dog-gone great, Valentine.
- You are paw-some!
- You’re a treat, Valentine.
- You arf the best friend.
- Pugs and kisses for you, Valentine (pug).
Animal Puns: Otter
Having made a set of free otter Valentine’s Day printable cards, I can tell you this collection is probably my favorite.
- You’re otter this world.
- I otterly adore you.
- I like you like no otter.
- There’s no otter friend like you.
- You’re a friend like no otter.
Isn’t this one adorable? It’s from MabbRose Designs and it can be customized and printed at home!
Cat Puns for Valentine’s Day
Snuggly little cats and kittens are up next on our animal puns for cards and classroom Valentines. I can just hear the purring now…
- You are purrr-fect, Valentine!
- You are my fur-ever friend.
- Have a paw-sitively awesome day!
- You’re a-mew-zing, Valentine.
- I’m not kitten, you’re the best.
- I have very strong felines about our friend ship.
Flamingo Puns for Cards and Valentines
I honestly begged my family to come up with a few more for me – flamingoes are my favorite. You can even use the flamingo graphics I made for this set (for Word or Pages, use the PNG to create your own cards).
- I’m tickled pink to know you, friend.
- You’re fl-amazing, Valentine!
- I’m putting my foot down, you’re awesome!
- So happy you’re part of my flock, friend.
- We flamingo together, Valentine.
Valentines Lion Puns
Okay, so I got a bit stumped on the lion sayings and could really use your help for more. Just pop a comment below and I’ll add it to the list.
- I’d be lion if I said I didn’t love ya.
- I’m not lion, you’re the cutest!
- You’re a great friend, and I’m not lion.
- You make my hear ROAR, Valentine!
Sea Creatures and Fish Valentine Puns
These are some of the cutest animal sayings for Valentine’s Day. I tried to include a couple of generic and animal-specific options.
- I chews you, Valentine (shark).
- You’re a jaw-some friend!
- Just swimming by to say have a great Valentine’s Day (fish)!
- Have a fin-tastic Valentine’s Day.
- You’re of-fish-ally awesome!
- I can “sea” you’re a great friend, Valentine.
- I’m hooked on you, friend.
Dinosaur Puns for Valentine’s Day
I have you covered here with some fun sayings and graphics! If you have a cutting machine, load these free dinosaur graphics into your Cricut or Silhouette software. If you don’t, use the PNG files to create your very own cards in Word, Pages, or presentation software.
- You’re RAWR-some, Valentine!
- You make my heart saur.
- You’re at the triceratops of my list, friend.
- You are DINO-mite!
- You are T-riffic, friend.
More Card and Valentine Animal Puns
- Raccoon: You’ve stolen my heart, Valentine.
- Wolf: Howl always be your Valentine.
- Cow: You’re a-moo-zing!
- Owl: You’re a hoot!
- Giraffe: Let’s be friends a long time, Valentine.
- Zebra: You’re one of a kind, Valentine!
- Hippopotamus: You’re so hip, oh, Valentine.
- Elephant: You’re tons of fun, friend!
- Monkey: I go bananas for you, Valentine!
- Bear: I can’t bear to be without you.
- Cheetah: I’ll always have a spot for you, Valentine.
- Alligator: I’d snap at the chance to be with you!
- Hedgehog: Sending you hedge-hugs.
- Beaver: Wood you be my Valentine?
- Squirrel: I’m nuts about you!
- Llama: You’re ll-amazing, friend!
- Deer: Deer, you’re the best friend anyone can ask for.
- Skunk: You are too stinking cute, Valentine!
- Bird: You’re a twee-heart, friend.
- Turtle: You’re turtle-y awesome, Valentine.
- Kangaroo: Hoppy Valentine’s Day, friend.
- Sheep: I love our friend-sheep, Valentine.
- Bunny: You’re some-bunny special, friend.
- Penguin: You waddled into my heart, Valentine.
- Polar Bear: You’re a super cool friend.
- I’m wild about you.
- You’re the coolest party animal.
- I’m wild over our friendship, Valentine.
If you’d like to make your own cards or classroom Valentines, head over to my favorite digital design shop and search for your animal. From watercolor to line drawings, you can find any artwork to go with your puns.
More Valentines You May Like
- Free Printable Harry Potter Classroom Valentines – They are easy to print and cut; just sign and go!
- Free Printable Popcorn Valentines – Perfect for teachers and aides, these are perfectly sized for a bag of microwave popcorn.
- Pokemon Evee Valentine Box – Easy and quick, just use colored paper to make this fun craft.
- Free Printable Glow Stick Valentine Cards – This is a great non-candy Valentine (psst: pick up the glow sticks at the Dollar Tree).
Do You Have Some Animal Puns to Add?
Let me know in the comments if you have an animal pun for Valentine’s Day and I’ll add it to the list!
