I’ve been asked 100 times for these, so here they are: the best gnome jokes I can come up with. Some are silly, some are downright AWFUL, but all are safe for all ages.
Use these gnome jokes to create cards, gift tags, wall decor, t-shirts, and anything else you can make up. Read through them all and you’ll at least get a laugh!
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Gnome Jokes for Everyone (Kid-Friendly)
Here at Ruffles and Rain Boots, I put together the Internet’s most popular list of gnome sayings and gnome puns but I couldn’t stop there. On social media and in emails, I’m asked all the time for gnome joke ideas.
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A mom asked me for a few gnome jokes to tuck into her children’s lunch boxes. I just love that idea. Another email came from a father looking to grow his “dad joke arsenal.” That was a direct quote…
Gnome matter what your reason for needing them, read through these funny gnome jokes and let me know which is your favorite. I think we can work together to brainstorm a few more holiday gnome jokes, don’t you?
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Funny Gnome Jokes
- What does a mom gnome say to her kids? Good things come to gnomes who wait.
- How do people describe the Yoga instructor? That’s one ohm gnome!
- What did the grounded gnome say to his dad? I’d rather be hanging with my gnomies.
- What did the angry gnome poet yell? Gnome more bad puns!
- What’s a gnome’s favorite song? Gnome Worry, Be Happy
- What did the gnome coach say to the players? Go big or go gnome!
- What lesson does a mommy gnome teach to her kids? Be kind gnome matter what.
How Gnomes Say Hello Jokes
- How do gnomes say hello? What’s up, gnomie?
- How do gnomes say hello at Yoga class? Gnome-aste
- What did the gnome say to the stranger at the park? Excuse me, do I gnome you?
Gnome Jokes (Pop Culture)
- Who do gnomes call for help? Sherlock Gnomes
- What’s a gnome’s favorite movie? A League of Their Gnome
- What is a gnome’s favorite play by Shakespeare? Gnomeo and Juliet
- Where do garden gnomes love to shop? The Gnome Depot
Holiday Gnome Jokes
- What did Santa say to the little gnome? I gnome if you’ve been bad or good.
- What is a gnome’s favorite Christmas carol? I’ll Be Gnome for Christmas
- What is a gnome’s favorite Christmas movie? Gnome Alone
- What did the leprechaun say to the gnome on St Patrick’s Day? You’re lucky and you gnome it!
- What did the gnome say to his girlfriend? To gnome you is to love you.
Gnome Sayings and Gnome Puns
Now that you’ve chuckled along with the list of gnome jokes, you might want to check out my Gnome Sayings and Gnome Puns list. It has some hilarious gnome statements that might work for your project, card, or gift tag.
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- Gnome Sayings – Keep the fun going with this list of gnome sayings, puns, and more.
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