The Best Gnome Jokes for All Ages

I’ve been asked 100 times for these, so here they are: the best gnome jokes I can come up with. Some are silly, some are downright AWFUL, but all are safe for all ages.

Use these gnome jokes to create cards, gift tags, wall decor, t-shirts, and anything else you can make up. Read through them all and you’ll at least get a laugh!

Horizontal image of a close up of a red garden gnome with text which reads the best list of gnome jokes. — Hold onto your gnome hat – these jokes are going to have you chuckling!

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Gnome Jokes for Everyone (Kid-Friendly)

Here at Ruffles and Rain Boots, I put together the Internet’s most popular list of gnome sayings and gnome puns but I couldn’t stop there. On social media and in emails, I’m asked all the time for gnome joke ideas.

Ways to Use These Gnome Jokes

lunch box jokes
grow your “Dad joke arsenal” (a direct quote from a reader)
ice breakers for teachers, kids activities coordinators, troop leaders, etc.
prompts for music teachers to create songs or creative writing teachers for story starters

Gnome matter what your reason for needing them, read through these funny gnome jokes and let me know which is your favorite. I think we can work together to brainstorm a few more holiday gnome jokes, don’t you?

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Funny Gnome Jokes

What does a mom gnome say to her kids? Good things come to gnomes who wait.
What did the grounded gnome say to his dad? I’d rather be hanging with my gnomies.
What’s a gnome’s favorite song? Gnome Worry, Be Happy
What did the gnome coach say to the players? Go big or go gnome!
What lesson does a mommy gnome teach to her kids? Be kind gnome matter what.

Vertical image of a gnome drawing with a gnome joke overlay. — And now we’ll all be singing it for the rest of the day…

Gnome Dad Jokes

What do gnome cowboys sing? Gnome, gnome on the range.
How do people describe the Yoga instructor? That’s one ohm gnome!
What did the angry gnome poet yell? Gnome more bad puns!
Where do garden gnomes love to shop? The Gnome Depot

Vertical image of a gnome with a red hat in a Washington state forest between two trees with a gnome joke in text on the image.

How Gnomes Say Hello Jokes

How do gnomes say hello? What’s up, gnomie?
How do gnomes say hello at Yoga class? Gnome-aste
What did the gnome say to the stranger at the park? Excuse me, do I gnome you?

Vertical image of a garden gnome in fall leaves with a funny gnome joke overlay. — Gnomes are very, very polite.

Gnome Jokes (Pop Culture)

Who do gnomes call for help? Sherlock Gnomes
What’s a gnome’s favorite movie? A League of Their Gnome
What is a gnome’s favorite play by Shakespeare? Gnomeo and Juliet

Vertical image of clay gnome on fern with gnome joke text. — Who can resist a home improvement store?

Christmas Gnome Jokes for the Holidays

What did Santa say to the little gnome? I gnome if you’ve been bad or good.
What is a gnome’s favorite Christmas carol? I’ll Be Gnome for Christmas
What is a gnome’s favorite Christmas movie? Gnome Alone
What did the leprechaun say to the gnome on St Patrick’s Day? You’re lucky and you gnome it!
What did the gnome say to his girlfriend? To gnome you is to love you.

Vertical image of a Santa gnome with a felted star and a Christmas gnome joke. — It’s one of my favorite Christmas movies, too!

Gnome Sayings and Gnome Puns

Now that you’ve chuckled along with the list of gnome jokes, you might want to check out my Gnome Sayings and Gnome Puns list. It has some hilarious gnome statements that might work for your project, card, or gift tag.

More You Might Be Interested In

Gnome Sayings – Keep the fun going with this list of gnome sayings, puns, and more.
Gnome Coloring Pages – Fun for ALL ages and holidays, these are all free to download and use (no sign up).
Dollar Tree Gnomes – You can make some of the cutest gnomes at home using supplies from the dollar stores!

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Hi there, I’m Sarah Nenni-Daher. I’m a crafty gal and always have at least 14 projects going at once. I am a crafter, designer, DIYer, and pattern maker. I share my creations here and in the Ruffles and Rain Boots® Shop.

Here at Ruffles and Rain Boots®, you’ll find DIY gnomes, crafts, gifts, cupcakes, laser crafts, and so much more. I love sharing video tutorials over on YouTube and chatting with other crafters in my Facebook groups. We’d love to have you!

The Best Gnome Jokes