Free Funny Water Bottle SVG Bundle

Use these free funny water bottle SVG files for Cricut and Silhouette for quick project ideas. these tumblers will have everyone laughing (and will keep quite a few motivated).

Included in the bundle, are six designs that are sarcastic, snarky, or just plain funny. All come with a commercial license to make items for yourself, friends, family, or even for your small business.

Horizontal image of 6 pictures of water bottles with vinyl with text overlay which reads free water bottle svgs. — Whether it is for you, a friend, or your business, these funny water bottle cut files will draw the laughs.

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Free Sarcastic Water Bottle SVG Free Bundle

Here at Ruffles and Rain Boots, I’m kicking off the new year with a bit of a plan: create more water bottles. Did you think I was going to say drink more water? Of course you’re right, but as a crafter, I need to make it fun (and use up this insane amount of craft supplies I hoard).

This week, I got in some tumblers in so it was time to set to work designing. I was feeling a bit snarky today and created these six free SVG files for water bottles that will hopefully make you laugh.

I’ll tell you about each one included in the free bundle, but first…

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Six image collage of bottles with text overlay which reads free funny water bottle bundle. — Use one or all of these free water bottle SVG designs to create custom tumblers.

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This Is Probably Not Water

When I made This is Probably Not Water SVG, I laughed and laughed. I mean, it’s funny even if it IS water! This design works best horizontally, however, you can turn and rearrange it if you want to fit it onto a skinny tumbler.

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Savage Not Average SVG

If you need to pump yourself up to head to the gym or get through the last 5 minutes of a run, I’ve got you. This Savage Not Average cut file for Cricut and Silhouette is a modern design with typography stealing the show.

Split image showing a black background with weight and white water bottle which reads savage not average. — Tell them a little about yourself with this straight to the point water bottle.

Tears of My Haters SVG Free Design

When you’re on top, you need motivation to stay there. Stick this tears of my haters SVG onto a water bottle and continue to dominate.

Split vertical image with pink and teal water bottle and text which reads tears of my haters SVG. — Create the perfect water bottle for a bit of gym motivation with this free tears of my haters design.

Might Be Water (Probably Vodka) SVG

I can’t be the only college student who put vodka in a water bottle and brought it to football games, so… yeah. No one will guess what’s really in a tumbler with this Might Be Water Probably Vodka design.

Wish This Was Coffee SVG

Those 5 am gym sessions come early. This Wish This Was Coffee SVG might conjure the memory of that smell to give you enough gusto to get going.

Split vertical image with wish this was coffee in which vinyl on blue tumbler with text which reads funny water bottles. — The modern, bold typography of this water bottle design makes it easy to weed for a quick Cricut project idea.

I Like My Water Cold (Like My Heart) Cut File Set

Sometimes a design comes along and just says all that needs to be said. If you can take the glares, this I Like My Water Cold SVG is for you.

Split vertical image showing white water bottle with silver cap against wood background with I like my water cold like my heart design in black vinyl. — Tell everyone you’re an ice queen with this funny water bottle or tumbler design.

How to Use These Designs

Included in the free SVG bundle for water bottles are four file types: SVG, EPS, PNG, and DXF and can be used with all cutting machines. Nearly 100% of the time, the SVG is going to be the best file type to use in most software such as Cricut Design Space or Silhouette’s design program.

If you are using the basic version of Silhouette, however, you will use the DXF. One note about these cut files: they are OLD technology and they will cut slowly. Consider using software which allows the use of SVG files, such as Silhouette business edition.

How to Download This Free Water Bottle Design Bundle

The download will include the file types mentioned below and a personal and commercial use license. Please note that these files may not be uploaded as-is to any print on demand (POD) platforms, such as Amazon Merch, Redbubble, Spring, and others.

Download the free water bottle SVG bundle and unzip to use any of the free cut files in your Cricut, Silhouette, and laser creations. I would love to see what you make, so tag me Ruffles and Rain Boots or upload your creations to the Facebook group.

Sarah Nenni-Daher creator of Ruffles and Rain Boots in black shirt against greenery background.

Meet the Creator

Hi there, I’m Sarah Nenni-Daher. I’m a crafty gal and always have at least 14 projects going at once. I am a crafter, designer, DIYer, and pattern maker. I share my creations here and in the Ruffles and Rain Boots® Shop.

Here at Ruffles and Rain Boots®, you’ll find DIY gnomes, crafts, gifts, cupcakes, laser crafts, and so much more. I love sharing video tutorials over on YouTube and chatting with other crafters in my Facebook groups. We’d love to have you!