I cannot believe the response from this series!
You love me! You really love me!
Okay, so that’s not true. You love all of the funny people I’m introducing you to, but hey – I’ll take what I can manufacture in my head.
Bringing you another installment of Twitter Tuesdays is like getting to eat the ice cream you offered to someone else but really wanted to eat yourself.
The act of giving is the real gift, isn’t it?
Um… That’s not true. Just to make it clear: I still want real presents from all of you. Click on “Read More” to see some of the tweet gifts that make me snicker.
Do you remember me telling you how The Princess Bride is one of my all-time favorite movies?
Check out the author of the first tweet. I really can’t get enough of this stuff!
All of us who stay on here when we should be sleeping or out getting some exercise are gonna be easy pickings when the zombies come.
— Princess Buttercup (@GoldenSpirals) April 27, 2013
I’d like to hold a séance for my long lost dignity.
— burned (@benerdist) April 23, 2014
Fact – No one knows more about raising kids than people who don’t have them
— Envy DaTropic (@envydatropic) April 21, 2014
I like to think I’m living the kind of life that if someone were to take a picture at any given time they would say, “Jesus, she needs meds”
— B B (@MomoVonTrite) April 23, 2014
You say tomato, I say tomato, but it’s typed out so it’s like we totally agree.
— Bob Barker (@papasuncle) April 23, 2014
It’s funny how every time my daughter hugs me I weigh $100 less.
— Mind of a Black Man (@JaysonBoldon) April 23, 2014
I’ve decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I’m back
— TROOF N’ SOUL (@mrtruthandsoul) April 22, 2014
If you think I’ve got issues you should meet my other personalities
— Barney McGrew (@d2BMcG) April 6, 2014
“Nobody loves a smartass” Actually Mom, I think you’ll find that there’s a whole social network dedicated to proving you wrong.
— The Mongoose (@PhoenixRises69) July 14, 2013
In honor of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday Barbara Walters shares details of their final interview together.
— Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) April 23, 2014
Yoga pants. Because most days life cannot be tolerated in a pair of jeans.
— Taylore McElroy (@TayloreMcElroy) March 22, 2014