Do you ever go through periods of laziness?
Can you remember if there was a time when you’d tagged yourself with the word “procrastination” and it ignited a passion to do even less than you had done when you accused yourself of it?
Ugh, I’m going through one of those periods. I have so much to do: my ‘to do’ list is a mile long but today I enjoyed just playing with the kiddo, making awesome food (without taking pictures), and taking in the summer sun.
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I need to mop the floor.
My car could definitely use a cleaning.
My crafts are collecting dust.
But today, my little one and I danced in the living room for nearly an hour. We had a nice, long, leisurely breakfast because we weren’t rushing out to accomplish anything productive.
It sure was wonderful.
Tomorrow, I’m sure we’ll be crafting, cleaning, and tasking up a storm, but today was a blissful day filled with fun and enjoyment.
I hope you get to take a day like that once in a while. In case today wasn’t “that day” for you, here are some funny Twitter tidbits that hopefully make you smile.
Dear women, We don’t speak ‘hint’. Yours truly, Men
— Junkyard Poet (@junkyardigan) May 3, 2012
I’d be way more interested in things if I had interests.
— Stacey Lynne (@NervousJr) July 8, 2014
Twitter is like putting messages in bottles and then tossing them into a public swimming pool.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) July 10, 2014
Plan A: get rich and famous Plan B: lie on the floor and do nothing Making plans is hard.
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) July 11, 2014
Everyone’s so busy judging who gay people can marry, and yet not ONE of you stopped me from marrying the wrong guy. Thanks a lot assholes.
— The Eh Factor (@AngelaEhh) April 5, 2013
dont limit ur thoughts to tweets. expand ur mind. stretch out to other mediums. i for instance like to write limericks in bathrooms stalls.
— timmy pumpkin (@TimmyPumpkin) July 11, 2014
Who is the idiot that called it “possession of marijuana” and not “joint custody”?
— Terry F (@daemonic3) September 17, 2013
Is there a such a thing as procrastamasternator, like a level 10 procrastinator? I think I reached that but I’ll try to figure it out later
— League of Nope (@LeagueofNope) July 2, 2014
If you play Twitter on expert you only get 57 characters.
— Man v Alcohol (@ManvAlcohol) July 15, 2013
Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
— Master of Sarcasm (@tmasterfsarcasm) July 11, 2014
Give someone a hug so they remember life can be nice. Then punch them in the face so they remember it’s also randomly cruel.
— Brother Ben (@TheTalkingPipe) July 10, 2014